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He’s got a new entry on Blogspot complaining about dial-up, but it’s far from a cross-post of his WordPress entry.
The failure of dial-up internet is the slow uploads; I am getting Verizon in the house well when I get it I can take the connection with me when I get it fired up. There are six USB ports on my computer, and I will be getting two more multi-ports which were carried over from my old computers.
Here’s a post from Rusty Nail! We’re not going to let Nicky’s antics slow her down.
Nicky’s got another new entry on his WordPress.
I am signed for a two year contract with Verizon Wireless and the only thing I have with them is the internet.
Guest Statement from Rusty Nail:
Nicky reported me to WP for an entry that contained screenshots. WP alerted me to this, and frankly, they’re not sure whether it’s a TOS violation. Copyrighting screenshots? They’ve never before heard of such a thing. In the meantime, I have two new blog entries pending review by the WP folks.
Although I’ve heard back from the guy, confirming who it was who reported me, as if there were ever any doubt, the issue remains unresolved, and I cannot post to my blog, other than to queue things for content review by the powers that be at WP. All I can do is comment on previous entries, until this gets resolved, and my posting privileges are restored.
No doubt, the Nickster will crow about his victory, but I can assure everyone that it will very short-lived, and I shall prevail.
Infamous wannabe writer Lawrence Dagstine was recently photographed leaving a Midtown gay bar with two drag queens. When questioned by papparazi, Mr. Dagstine stumbled on the high heels he was wearing and fell on his face, screaming, “Don’t tell my girlfriend! They’re her clothes!”
Major dust storm drops bomb on Raingods’ doorstep. According to people on the scene, there must have been an odd contagion in that dust storm. Raingods was seen trying to hold off a saber toothed feline while pleading, “Please, Odetta, you can’t eat the neighbors.”
Transhuman author, Mike Brendan, returned from vacation in the mountains in response to a desperate call for help from the Freylinghuysen Botantical Gardens. Killer Tomatoes attack following a visit from mad garden pronographer Rusty Nail. Were-Jackula swears vengeance against Rusty Nail for the murder of his tulips.
Experimental Bondage Sleepsack stolen from Chicago laboratory. Nickolaus Pacione, notorious sleepsack thief, seen in the area. Caution is advised in approaching both the sleepsack and Pacione. The former is known to have eaten several guards. The latter has a dangerous stench attack. Haz-mat suits will be required to secure both creatures.
Author Tim Willard reportly kidnapped by Naughty Sorceress, Sabledrake. The Naughty Sorceress is reputed to have a secret castle in the Transylvanian Mountains, guarded by scantily clad nymphs. International incident in the offing as the 50 Foot AntWife prepares to invade Eastern Europe to get her man back.
Jane Timm Baxter takes Nickolaus Pacione to court. Notorious wannabe transgressive author, Pacione, found hanging from a pole tangled in a tennis net.
Hippo Birdie to you
Hippo Birdie, to you
Hippo Birdie, dear Rusty
Hippo Birdie to you.
I know you told me not to, but I wanted to anyway. So there!
Never tell a Cuss not to do something.
I promised to do this weeks ago. Here’s a new set of Tabloid splashy scandalous headlines and other facetious news items for everyone I can think of. If miss someone, let me know and I’ll put up a second set to include them.
Kody caught skinny-dipping with Karen Koehler. Vampire author states “I was just training my new minion.”
Kim Paffenroth was seen sneaking into Louise’s harem. When questioned by reporters, the author of Dying to Live, stated that he was just looking for the kitchen.
Russel Nayle, influential celebrity gossip columnist, denied rumors that he was seen chasing Brian Keene with a butterfly net at the Stoker Awards.
CritGit rescued from cage in Janrae’s basement. According to Raingods‘, leader of the rescue team, CritGit’s captor Ms. Frank was heard maniacally shrieking “Fix my flaws!” before fleeing into the New England forests.
Michele Lee captures Bigfoot. “Monsters make the best sex-slaves,” said Ms. Lee when interviewed.
Lawrence Dagstine severely battered by one-legged midget. “My fans love me,” said Dagstine.
Kevin Lucia arrested for burning books without a permit. “The bad prose made me do it! My eyes! My Eyes!”
Mike Brendan’s eyes implode! Janrae Frank implicated. News at 11. “I knew I shouldn’t have sent Mike that book to read. I knew it.”
