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How to crit: Nitwits take heed


In the previous samples of Nitwits saying that my writing was inferior, I want to point out a few flaws in their argument. I’m not really concerned with their opinions of my works, as I am in the style in which they do it.

Heckling.

Heckling is not a crit or a review. Nothing of substance is said in it. Heckling does not prove bad or invalidate the the piece of writing they are poking at.

So what is wrong with the sample you posted of my work? Are my commas in the wrong places? Is my description badly handled? A proper response from you would have been to state what was wrong with it.

When I have heckled Dickstain’s writing, I have pointed out the errors.

He would have benefited from that, but instead he jumps into a personal attack by discussing my drug use twenty years ago, implying that I am still using, and attempting (albeit unsuccessfully) to drag my name through the mud.

And yet, nothing is changed.

He does not bother to better himself, and he does not offer valid criticism of my work, which any freshman college student could have offered.

Dagstine took a correspondence course and then recieved an AA (two-year degree) in journalism.

AA degrees are generally held in contempt by those who have completed a full four year course of study.

Wake up and smell the grammar, Dickstain.

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6 comments on “How to crit: Nitwits take heed

  1. Rusty
    April 29, 2008

    Presumably, his AA is why he can only get work as a proofreader. And, he’s far from good at even that.

  2. Mike Brendan
    April 29, 2008

    Do the Nitwits actually post their crits on your blog somewhere, or do they just make noise from friends-only blogs?

  3. cussedness
    April 29, 2008

    Mostly they post them on their blogs with a lot of snarkiness and hoopla like Philbin did.

    the first time he did it he called it “Who the fuck is Janrae Frank”
    And the second time, he called it “Who the fuck WAS Janrae Frank.” As if I was washed up and vanished. then they had lots of “I wouldn’t do her.”

    Nitwits, take a hint! I’m Lesbian. I would not do you if you were the last men on earth. I have no interest in your little bitty wagstaffs.

  4. cussedness
    April 29, 2008

    Well, that’s not exactly correct. I’m bi-sexual. But I would still never fuck a Nitwit. They have all got Foot-in-Mouth disease and Frog in a Cup syndrome.

  5. Mike Brendan
    April 29, 2008

    Like these guys let facts get in the way of … well, anything.

  6. cussedness
    April 30, 2008

    nitwits know no facts. Whatever they thunked is true must be gospel, because they thunked of it.

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