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Anthology Masturbation

Here is Blu Phi’er’s latest act of bashing the bishop. You will notice that they do not mention payment.

We are however accepting submissions of stories for the anthology, Legend of the Phi’er Lady: Volume I.

Stories submitted for this anthology will out line the origins of our company logo, a woman with a head of flaming blue hair.

Genre is unimportant. This is an annual anthology and a sufficient number of stories in the same genre may be grouped together for subsequent volumes. We welcome unpublished authors to submit stories for Volume I which will be released in late 2008 early 2009.

Hey, Mr. Bare Nudie, are you looking for more bedmates?

3 comments on “Anthology Masturbation

  1. Mike Brendan
    August 1, 2008

    Clearly the man has never heard of that little business adage:

    One happy customer tells another person about the product.
    One unhappy customer tells ten people.

    Does he really think he’ll attract writers, post that call on the heels of such a dergatory email?

    He needs to do two more things to make this perfect Nitwit foster…
    1) Publish a novel by the one who is literary dorker than tork.
    2) File for Chapter 11.

  2. cussedness
    August 1, 2008

    Watch him do both, Mike. He’s headed for a fall. I am seriously concerned about the writers he has already sucked in and trapped in his web.

    No matter what he says, the emperor is naked. He is a Bare Nudie.

  3. Rusty
    August 2, 2008

    Doesn’t he realize that outline is one word, not two? This man’s missteps keep compounding themselves. DO NOT SIGN WITH THIS MAN, FOLKS!

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