"My work may be garbage but it's good garbage." Mickey Spillane
The original version of the Fandom Writer
I noticed that 50 foot ant had reviewed the story earlier this month. However, he found the version that Nicky revised after I got it taken down a large number of places. So I thought I would post the link to the last remaining copy online of the original with the names unchanged.
Nicky intended the story as a slap at both myself and Poppy Z. Bright.