"My work may be garbage but it's good garbage." Mickey Spillane
Hive of the solitary ant
I want to chop his dick off with a pair of garden shears. And that’s exactly what I said to Nicky when he went after Sovay five years ago.
You now better than that, Jan.
Nicky doesn’t have a dick.
Um. I think making threats to kill or maim someone is, well, illegal.
If anyone ever threatened my own wife or daughter, we would fire back with both legal barrels blazing. Never mind the counter-threats, we would go straight to the authorities.
The big problem is that the local police there consider Nicky to be a harmless crank. They refuse to take him seriously.
Besides, I prefer the… personal touch.
I’m so sorry to hear about this, Ant. Nicky resorts to this every few years, but never seems to get locked away for it, or his death threats.
Doesn’t bother me. Nicky isn’t used to dealing with something like me.
Staging Area #2 is the best.
“A Scarecrow Made of Fail”
The best restraining order is a gun you know how to use.
Khazar, I’d rather an orbital banana launcher.
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