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Philbin predicts Martial Law will be declared in the US — Tomorrow

Doncha just love Philbin’s bullshit?  Martial Law will be declared in the US tomorrow, starting in Los Angeles.

Get a grip, stupid.  First off, you’re a Brit and you don’t know shit about the US or Americans.  After all, by your own admissions you don’t know any Americans.  You don’t know Dagstine.  You don’t know Nicky.  You don’t know whether that hole in your backward parts is an asshole or a vagina.

You probably urinate through your nostrils and poop between your fucking teeth — and then eat it afterwards.


34 comments on “Philbin predicts Martial Law will be declared in the US — Tomorrow

  1. Mike Brendan
    October 6, 2008

    Well, Philbin believes just about damn near anything he sees on the web, so why am I not surprised?

    What a moron.

  2. Sovay
    October 6, 2008

    aliens are gonna invade on the 32nd of the month! warn philbin!

  3. Mike Brendan
    October 6, 2008

    “They day is coming! The time is here!
    Aliens calling! Can we survive the blitzkrieg?”

    — Metallica

  4. CritGit
    October 6, 2008

    I thinnk Philbin saw They Live and thought it was a documentary.
    Mind you, very cool movie.

  5. Rusty
    October 6, 2008

    He also keeps bumping his older entries, as if to keep them out of last month’s archive, and on his front page. Pathetic.

  6. rich
    October 6, 2008

    LL Soares on shocklines has about the most perfect smackdown, besides ignoring him completely, that this sort of bullcrap warrents.

  7. cussedness
    October 6, 2008

    I added mine also. Philbin and Daggy are very stupid. In a country as gung-ho about guns as this one, any attempt at martial law without a very, very good reason, would just have the populace shooting at the National Guard or whichever military units tried to enforce it.

    Philbin does not understand what makes this country tick. And Dagstine is a limp wristed nanciboi who spends all his time hiding from reality.

  8. cussedness
    October 6, 2008

    He just changed the post, but I have screenshots of the original if anyone wishes to have a look at it.

  9. Johaha
    October 6, 2008

    I predict Philbin will get bukkake all over his face for this act of stupidity.

  10. Johaha
    October 6, 2008

    This just in: The link he posted no says the page he used as his source is no longer available.

    Uh, Mike, down on your knees, please. I’m just about ready to explode.

  11. cussedness
    October 6, 2008

    Can I watch?

  12. khazar
    October 7, 2008

    He lives in a fricken’ KINGDOM and he’s worried about US?

  13. Sabledrake
    October 7, 2008

    Well, gang, I’ll be up all night here at work. If martial law does break out, I’ll letcha know.

  14. cussedness
    October 7, 2008

    Thanks, Sabledrake.

  15. Sovay
    October 7, 2008

    the AMLA came to my door today. Alien Martial Law Army. They told me they were hired by a dick and a bush to make sure all citizens conformed.

    He was right!

  16. Mike Brendan
    October 7, 2008

    Hmmm. I don’t feel martial. So Mikakke, looks like this latest “theory” of yours is wrong too…

  17. Sabledrake
    October 7, 2008

    Nothing yet … all quiet on the northwestern front anyway.

  18. 50footant
    October 7, 2008

    Nothing here. The National Guard Armory is still empty, since they got deployed to Iraq, and I haven’t seen any tanks or news that Martial Law has been declared.

    Most boring martial law ever.

  19. cussedness
    October 7, 2008

    Roflmao. Philbin gets stupider and stupider with their jackass claims of his.

    Keep watching the skies. They might be Aliens.

  20. Mike Brendan
    October 7, 2008

    Nope. Still no tanks in the streets of Pittsburgh. Not even zombies in the area…

  21. SirOtter
    October 7, 2008

    I work across the street from an Air National Guard Armory. Seems pretty quiet there.

  22. 50footant
    October 7, 2008

    Worst. Martial. Law. EVER!

  23. cussedness
    October 7, 2008

    No, no. You’ve got it all wrong. The troops are arriving in Flying Saucers to take control on behalf of the New World Order of Nitwits.

  24. Mike Brendan
    October 7, 2008

    Not any more… heh heh heh…

  25. cussedness
    October 7, 2008


  26. Mike Brendan
    October 7, 2008

    Yeah, funny thing them flying saucers… not a lot of room to mosh.

    Oops. >:D

  27. Mike Brendan
    October 8, 2008

    Still no Martial Law… three hours, forty-five minutes left in the day…

  28. Rusty
    October 8, 2008

    No sign of the National Guard here. Not even a ninja at my window. T minus 2.5 hours.

  29. Mike Brendan
    October 8, 2008

    14 mintues to go… and it’s about 5 AM in the UK. Looks like Mikkake hasn’t taken that message down yet, but he’s probably sleeping at this time.

  30. SirOtter
    October 8, 2008

    I drove past the National Guard Armory entrance on my way home from work a few minutes ago. Pretty quiet.

  31. Mike Brendan
    October 8, 2008

    Well, it looks like Mikakke recanted… kind of…

  32. cussedness
    October 8, 2008

    Where, Mike? All I am seeing on his blog is the post about Naomi Wolff saying that it has already happened.

  33. Mike Brendan
    October 8, 2008

    I was referring to the Martial Law blog entry. Looks like things got bumped around again and he’s back to his usual idiocy. Way to go there, Philbin! Keep on acting retarded and factually challenged.

  34. cussedness
    October 8, 2008

    And here I thought Philbin was just reality challenged.

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